'Why are they walking Luigi Mangione like they just caught Bin Laden?'

Move over, Hollywood—there’s a new

heartthrob

in town, and he’s not starring in the next blockbuster. Luigi Mangione, a 26-year-old

Ivy League graduate

turned

accused murderer

, has become the internet’s latest obsession after an

NYPD perp walk

so dramatic it could have been choreographed by Scorsese himself.

A Made-for-TV Moment

Dressed in an orange jumpsuit that screamed main character energy, Mangione was marched into Manhattan federal court flanked by a security detail so excessive it looked like an Avengers reunion. Helicopters hovered. Cameras flashed. And, for reasons no one can quite figure out, New York City Mayor

Eric Adams

himself tagged along like an over-eager extra.
The scene was more “GQ cover shoot” than grim judicial process, and social media had thoughts.

“Brooding and Sexy” or Just Overkill?

The internet wasted no time turning the moment into meme fodder. One X (formerly Twitter) user joked, “Did they stage this? Dude looks like a better-looking Jesus on his way to trial.” Another chimed in, “We’re really pretending this is the villain in a Christopher Nolan film, huh?”
Joyce Carol Oates, never one to miss a cultural flashpoint, weighed in with her usual flair: “What bad boy wouldn’t be thrilled to require 25 armed men to escort him even while shackled? Flattering, really.”

But the pièce de résistance? The fan edits. Within hours, Luigi Mangione was reimagined as a misunderstood antihero, complete with black-and-white slow-mo clips and Lana Del Rey soundtracks. If his legal team were half as efficient as his internet stans, he’d probably be out on bail already.

Mayor Adams Joins the Circus

And then there was Eric Adams. The mayor’s inexplicable presence in Mangione’s escort squad raised eyebrows—and plenty of snark. One commenter quipped, “Eric Adams getting his practice run for when it’s his turn,” a cheeky nod to the mayor’s ongoing corruption investigation.
Others questioned his motivations. “Is this about Mangione, or is this about Adams looking tough?” mused legal analyst Robert Weisberg. Spoiler: It’s probably both.

Romanticising the “CEO Assassin”

Critics have slammed the NYPD for turning Mangione into an unlikely sex symbol. Yale’s Jorge Camacho warned about the prejudicial nature of perp walks, while another expert called the whole spectacle “particularly staged.”
But let’s face it—if the goal was to make Mangione look like a dangerous mastermind, it kind of backfired. One X user summed it up perfectly: “He’s tall, brooding, and handsome. Thanks for the free press, NYPD. Can’t wait for the Dateline special.”

A Case of Public Perception

As the legal saga unfolds, it’s clear that Mangione’s case is as much about optics as it is about justice. Is he a cold-blooded killer or a misunderstood man pushed to his limits? Depends on who you ask—and what filter they’re using.
In the end, the NYPD may have transported a criminal, but social media transported him straight to Tumblr heartthrob status. Somewhere, his PR team (assuming he has one) is furiously taking notes.
Stay tuned. This one’s going to be a wild ride.